6 Reasons We Are So Glad The US Elections Are Finally Over

November 11, 2016

1. America voted Donald Trump as president and we can finally hear word.

They’ve been campaigning since forever!

2. Our Twitter will no longer be flooded with wahala Americans campaigning upandan!

They have carried their wahala away.

3. And let’s not forget the Nigerians that have been acting like they’re election experts!

All the pastors and imams that can see things all the way from here to America.

4. Please, what is this?

5. Thank God we don’t have to deal with dry jokes like this anymore:

6. And we can finally rest from Trump and Hilary roasting each other.

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