1. When you get that “we are pleased to offer you” mail.
Thank you Jesus! All my enemies that said I will not find work during recession have been put to shame!
2. You calculating how your new salary will change your life:
3. You on the first day of the new job:
I gotta make a good first impression.
4. You burst into the office like:
Hey! Hey! Hey! Guess who’s here!!
5. And everyone looks at you like:
Yes? Can we help you?
6. How it feels when your boss introduces you to your colleagues:
7. How your colleagues are really looking at you:
What’s this one feeling like now?
8. You trying to make friends:
9. When you’re in the office meeting but you have no idea what they’re saying:
Are you people even speaking English?
10. You trying to understand the inside jokes:
Why are they laughing? Is it me? Should I be laughing too?
11. When your boss finishes explaining your assignment for the day and asks, “do you have any questions?”
No…nope…nada…zilch…
12. But on the inside you’re really like:
13. When your colleagues give you a nickname because they can’t remember your name:
14. How you feel at the end of the day:
I just want to go home and cry.
15. When your boss asks you if you’re enjoying your work so far:
So that you will now fire me abi?
16. When you get home and they ask you how your first day at work was:
Please, please, just leave me abeg.
And now, here’s a post for all of you who like to do play play anyhow at work.
https://zikoko.com/general/if-your-office-is-full-of-playful-people-this-is-for-you/
What other crazy things did you experience when you first started your job?
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