1. “You have joined bad gang.”
Used when your behavior just defies all understanding. “Why are you flying your shirt like an agbero? So you have joined bad gang?”2. “Am I your mate?”
Used when they are saying one thing and you are saying two things. “I am talking and you too you are talking. Am I now your mate?”3. “You’ve grown wings.”
Used when you are trying to form adult in front them. “AH! So you’ve grown wings abi?”4. “Before I open my eyes…”
Used when they want to give you adequate time to escape before they kill you. “My friend, you better get out of my front before I open my eyes.”5. “Let me keep it for you.”
Used when they want your money. You’ll most likely never see it again. “Aunty said she gave you money, bring it let me keep it for you.”6. “If you like…”
It actually means “if you want to die” “If you like, don’t be inside this house by 6.”7. “I did not kill my parents, you will not kill me.”
Used they are reaching the peak of their stress levels. “I did not kill my parents, you will not kill me. It’s me that will kill you first.”8. “…there is rice in the fridge.”
Used whenever you bring up eating outside.
“Mummy, can we branch Mr. Biggs?”
“Why? When there is rice in the fridge.”