15 Pictures That Are Too Real For Any Nigerian That Barely Has A Social Life

February 10, 2016
If you don’t remember the last time you had any fun or had any interest in doing anything other than sleeping, then this is for you.

1. Your mates on a Friday night vs. You on a Friday night:

Don’t judge me, please.

2. You, whenever it’s time to leave your house:

Please don’t make me leave my house.

3. When someone invites you to hangout on a weekday.

Are you dreaming?

4. You at parties:

Can we leave now?

5. When you finally find the time to go clubbing but start feeling sleepy halfway through.

My bed is calling me.

6. What you actually mean when you say you’re busy.

Every single time.

7. When you’re just done with being outside.

You people don’t want to go your house?

8. When your friends invite you out and you know you won’t go, but you act interested.

You already know you’ll be sleeping.

9. Waiting for your phone to stop ringing so you can go back to your first love; the internet.

Stop calling me.

10. When you meet an old friend, exchange contacts, but never call each other.

Perfect.

11. This is what your instagram page looks like now:

No turn up = No post

12. When you see people turning up on social media.

It’s like you people don’t have work.

13. That moment you finally gave up on trying to balance your work life and your social life.

I just can’t.

14. When someone tells you that you need to go out more.

Leave me, abeg.

15. When someone cancels plans you didn’t even want to be a part of in the first place.

What a great day.
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