You ever see some news reports and go “LMAO!”, “what the hell?” or think in your head “what is all this?”.
Look at these Nigerian news headlines and let your jaw drop!
1. When you literally can’t do without fish
We guess it is better to just die when there isn’t fish to eat.
2. Sometimes you take the law into your hands… or into your mouth
Only God “nose” what happened here…
3. When life throws marriage at you really unexpectedly
In all ramifications this was totally wrong.
4. When the elections were getting really serious and confusing
In the words of the famous Justin Bieber.. “What do you mean?”.
5. And it really got more suspicious and hilarious
SAY WHAT NOW?
6. When your shoe game was dope on earth and you have to tell Angel Gabriel too
Shoe game on fleek on earth and will be in heaven.
7. When the wrong spirit is moving you
Forever blaming the Holy Spirit for everything.
8. When you give the gift meant for the side chick to the wife
To think it is a day to share love oh!
9. When you can’t help but say “What the hell?”
Hmmmoooohhhmyyygawwwdddd…. why you lying!
10. When you realize judgement day is near
When you realize its all over.
11. It was a serious plea
You can’t help but wonder…
12. Even your boo get a boo
What is life?
13. When you realize deodorant can save marriages
Ordinary body odor, is it that deep?
14. When you’re being delivered but they say the containers are landing soon
Man cannot miss business abeg.
15. They don’t want you to have dinner
Now we understand DJ Khaled. They don’t want you to eat early.
1. When it’s Saturday and your mum starts listing all the chores you have to do. This woman has begun. 2. When your parents join twitter (or snapchat)…and they follow you. All church everyday. 3. When your mum gets home and you haven’t taken out the chicken from the freezer. Leave me alone to die. […]
Friends and business partners @ajibolagrey and @oli_ekun are each other’s ride or die. On today’s #ZikokoMyBro, they talk about being online friends for a year before meeting, their famous twitter banter and their plan to avoid fighting over money.
Today’s subject on Abroad Life didn’t know a country like North Cyprus existed until 2018 when he met his wife. One year later, he moved there to be with her. He talks about how Nigerians are treated there and his big plans to help people get tech jobs.
Regardless of what society has tried to tell us, enjoying sex is not something to be ashamed of. So, in a bid to celebrate our generation’s sexual agency, we’ve created a quiz that will accurately (again, keep your complaints to yourself) infer how many people you’ve spelt with. Try it out: 11 Quizzes For The […]
Are you straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual or asexual? Well, we are willing to bet that this quiz knows. Just pick a few of your favourite things and we’ll reveal your sexual orientation. Give it a shot:
Everyone has something to say about what kind of person they are. But how well do we truthfully evaluate these things? Not that much, I can assure you. The average person is always lying to themselves to make sure they look good. But you know what and who doesn’t lie? Zikoko quizzes that’s what. Take […]
Do you have a face that could make angels jealous, or should you really be walking around with a nylon bag over your head so you don’t scare children? Well, this quiz is here to answer that by telling you exactly how good-looking you are. Take and find out: 11 Quizzes For People Who Aren’t […]
Are you a professional Yoruba demon? Are you walking around in search of whose life you can wreck at any given time? Well, this quiz knows exactly how many hearts you’ve shattered to date, and before you lie that your result is inaccurate, just remember that Zikoko is never wrong. Now, take it and be […]
Children’s day, a day set apart for kids. Like they don’t win at life already? You’re not paying bills or rent and you have a day to celebrate yourself? Get me their manager, please. On days like this, we can’t help but remember how good we used to have it so we wrote this article […]
Are you a Nigerian Student? Are you in a relationship with a fellow Nigerian student? If your answer to these questions is “yes”, then definitely understand these struggles stated below The roommate that does not understand privacy You have been telling Cynthia about how bae is coming over for some private time since the beginning […]
Phillipine movies usually follow a pattern that has become obvious and annoying. Consider this list a documentation of that annoyance by once loyal fans.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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