13 Situations That Require Courage From Every Nigerian Man
Legend Nigeria
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March 24, 2016
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The life of a Nigerian man isn’t always easy, we know. Here are 13 tough situations every man has experienced in his life. You can either be bold, or you can be bold. Those are your options.
1. When you see a fine girl and attempt to flirt
So suave… so apt…so brilliant…NOT.
2. When you finally make her your boo and she takes you to meet her father for the first time
But he looks like Pete Edochie..
3. When you enter her house and her father sets the dog on you
The God of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego will save me.
4. When she sees a text from another girl and you have to start explaining
Time to bring out the lies and apologies.
5. When you have to tell your parents that you want to study music not medicine
After they sent you abroad with all this exchange rate drama!!
6. And you tell them you don’t want to have children and they call a family meeting
Mum: “So this is how my enemies will destroy me!!”
7. When you talk back to your mother
“Will you shut up your mouth?!”
8. When your parents ask you to do something and you stupidly ask why
? You know you deserved that answer sha.
9. When you drive your father’s car without permission and bash it
Can Jesus just come back today please?
10. When LASTMA stops you
Is LASTMA your mate?
11. When agberos approach you
Will you form hard guy? Or will you run?
12. When your mother and wife are fighting and you have to pick a side
Is it not better to just leave them there to fight?
13. And when you boldly confess to your wife that you don’t like her food
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