The life of a Nigerian man isn’t always easy, we know. Here are 13 tough situations every man has experienced in his life. You can either be bold, or you can be bold. Those are your options.
1. When you see a fine girl and attempt to flirt
So suave… so apt…so brilliant…NOT.
2. When you finally make her your boo and she takes you to meet her father for the first time
But he looks like Pete Edochie..
3. When you enter her house and her father sets the dog on you
The God of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego will save me.
4. When she sees a text from another girl and you have to start explaining
Time to bring out the lies and apologies.
5. When you have to tell your parents that you want to study music not medicine
After they sent you abroad with all this exchange rate drama!!
6. And you tell them you don’t want to have children and they call a family meeting
Mum: “So this is how my enemies will destroy me!!”
7. When you talk back to your mother
“Will you shut up your mouth?!”
8. When your parents ask you to do something and you stupidly ask why
? You know you deserved that answer sha.
9. When you drive your father’s car without permission and bash it
Can Jesus just come back today please?
10. When LASTMA stops you
Is LASTMA your mate?
11. When agberos approach you
Will you form hard guy? Or will you run?
12. When your mother and wife are fighting and you have to pick a side
Is it not better to just leave them there to fight?
13. And when you boldly confess to your wife that you don’t like her food
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There are two types of people in Nigeria right now: those who are proud Marlians, and those who are still in denial about stanning the divisive star. So, for those who proudly wear the Marlian tag, we made a quiz to test how well you really know Naira Marley. If you get more than 6 […]
Colours are more than something the eyes see, they’re also a representation of behaviours and personalities. Take this quiz and we will tell you which colour best describes your personality. Let’s begin.
Last week, we made a quiz that tested if you were smart enough to nail real Common Entrance questions. Now, we’ve taken it up a notch with real ‘Use of English‘ JAMB questions. It’s time to see if you’re smarter than the average SS 3 student. Take the test:
At some point in life, we all learnt that someone can be very intelligent and still lack common sense. That’s the difference between being book smart and being street smart. If you’re not sure where on the spectrum you fall, well, that’s what this quiz is here to tell you. Take it:
Last week, we created a viral quiz that tested your knowledge on the capitals of all 54 African countries and y’all did pretty great. Now, we want to see how well you know the flags of those same countries. Give it a shot:
Children’s day, a day set apart for kids. Like they don’t win at life already? You’re not paying bills or rent and you have a day to celebrate yourself? Get me their manager, please. On days like this, we can’t help but remember how good we used to have it so we wrote this article […]
Are you a Nigerian Student? Are you in a relationship with a fellow Nigerian student? If your answer to these questions is “yes”, then definitely understand these struggles stated below The roommate that does not understand privacy You have been telling Cynthia about how bae is coming over for some private time since the beginning […]
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What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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