Have you ever been in traffic for more than four hours and spent the whole time wondering why, what, who, is causing the damn thing? Say no more we’ve got you. Disclaimer: You still can’t avoid it.

1. Garden Egg

Sometimes the person 10,345 cars away was just trying to buy fresh garden egg.

2. Gala

You don’t even need a prophet to tell you. Just hope there is still fresh gala when it’s your turn to buy.

3. Yourself

Why you no leave house early?

4. Witchcraft

Because witches and wizards also need to get to work…in their invisible cars.

5. Everybody that thinks this way

Because, if everybody leaves home at 5am together… Congratulations you played yourself.

6. And still some more witchcraft

Sometimes you really believe there are spirits on the road.

7. Any weather change

Rain, sunshine, small breeze and bam! Traffic will start.

8. Toyota Camry

See, please don’t buy another one, don’t enter one. Please help reduce traffic.

9. Okada owners

We believe they deliberately cause traffic, so that this will happen.

10. Searching bachelors

These are the people that cause traffic so they can fulfill their purpose. Stay far from them.

11. Being smart but being stupid

Everybody wants to get to the front first, because competition.

12. And of course

These ones are never up to any good. As their name suggests they will make you get anywhere last.

13. Lagos Traffic

Lagos traffic causes lagos traffic, so it can show you who is the boss here.

What other ridiculous reasons do you think causes traffic?

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