1. When you see people tweeting about ‘valentine’s day’ again, you’re like
Here we go again!
2. When someone asks who your val is?
Must I have?
3. You, wondering why you always have to be single during valentine’s
Every time o!
4. You, when your best friend won’t shut up about her val’s day plans
Let us hear word, please.
5. How you block everybody that seems to be having some valentine fun
I’m not here for that.
6. When you see someone else that hates Valentine’s day, you’re like
7. You, when you your friends start complaining about the gifts they want to buy
Who sent you work o?
8. When you realize you don’t have to waste money on anybody, you’re like:
Too much sense here.
9. How you secretely laugh at some babes, because they got dumped on valentines day
Jesus will fix it for you sha.
10. When you see people posting 2-page love story on Instagram but you know their boyfriend’s real girlfriend
You dun play yourself!
11. How you sit down in front of your TV on the 14th, because Dstv is the only val you need.