1. He’s friends with Sub Delivery Man.

2. He’s a stingy-koko.

3. He can’t even cross the road like a boss.

4. He’s an olodo.

5. Just get a new crush abeg.

6. Is this one even a crush?

7. Your MCM says ‘stuffs’.

8. He can’t eat ordinary indomie.

9. He’s probably a bush boy.

10. Your MCM is afraid of rams.


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