10 Things You’ll Get If You’re The CEO Of Rich Gang

September 19, 2016

1. When you want a Porsche but your dad says you should manage a BMW.

What is all this one now?

2. When credit alert will not let your phone rest.

Can I just rest please?

3. When dressing up is an everlasting stuggle because your clothes are just too many.

So tired.

4. When your tailors start calling 100k because they know you’re rich.

Are you joking?

5. When your compound is too full and there’s no space to park your plenty cars.

See stress!

6. When you get a job and they want to pay you 500k salary.

Such rudeness!

7. You, when everybody wants to be your friend by force.

Which kind wahala?

8. When you’re not sure your boyfriend really loves you or just loves your money.

True love or nah?

9. You, when your relatives start saying ‘you’re spoiled’ because you have money.

Na you sabi!

10. When first class seats are not even comfortable for you.

This rich life is just stress!

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