The Stress Of Having A Beggy-Beggy Friend

August 2, 2016

1. When they see you with food.

“Ehen I just wanted to quickly come and see you oh.  Abeg chop remain!”

2. How they view your money:

3. Their favourite word:

As if that’s the only word they know how to say! Ahn ahn!

4. When you see them coming you’re like:

Wahala is coming!

5. But when you need something from them, they’re like:

“I really wish I could help you but the Lord is your strength sha. Babe ehen how far that dress you said you will borrow me this weekend?”

6. When you ask them to pay back/return something they borrowed:

Always next week. Never today.

7. You get so used to their nonsense behaviour, you start buying two of everything so you can hear word.

Can you imagine?

8. How you beg them to stop begging you:

Begging inception!

9. When they find someone else to disturb and you can now have peace of mind.

“Bye bye to bad market!”

10. When you finish reading this post and realise that you are actually the beggy-beggy friend

HAYYYYYYY is this my life?

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