1. So your love for beans is like that of Beyonce and Jay Z

2. And you and the ewa-agoyin seller are the best padis

3. But your tummy does not mean you well

4. And even your bum-bum is in this conspiracy

5. Because everytime you eat beans, bad things happen

6. First, there’s a rumble in your tummy

7. And then there’s a tumble

8. And you know if you don’t visit a toilet immediately, all hell will break loose…

9. Literally!

10. How can something so good, be so bad?


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