WARNING: PLEASE, DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME!

1. When your father compares you to your age mates.

2. When your mother is disturbing you during morning devotion.

3. When your mother wants to leave you in charge of your siblings.

4. When your aunty reports you for not greeting her well.

5. When your mother complains about you “pressing phone”.

6. When your mother forces you to talk to one of your relatives.

7. When your father tells you to go and wash his car.

8. When you don’t greet your parents visitor:

9. When you give your mother something with your left hand.

10. When your mother tries to remind you that she gave birth to you.

11. When your parents start talking about how they came first in school.

12. When your mother asks you where something is.

13. When your mother wants to “help you keep” your money.

14. When your mother says she doesn’t want to hear “PIM”.

15. When your mother tells you to defrost the chicken.

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