When you’re complaining to your girl that you and Femi haven’t fought in a month.

So you send him the “we need to talk” message.

How you act when he comes and tries to hug you.

“LOL, ok what did I do now?”

“SO YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW?”

“Jesus! Look at how you’re now shouting like a mad woman”

“It’s your side chick that is mad!”

“Which side chick now?”

“Your ‘edible catering’ now”

“Which one is ‘edible catering’ again?”

“So you’re going to act like you don’t know what I’m talking about abi?”

“You’re really not making any sense”

“It’s your mother that doesn’t have sense!”

“WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING MY MOTHER INTO THIS?”

“Omg why are you now shouting at me?!”

“Because you’re always taking things too far!”

When you realise you’ve actually taken things too far but the show must go on…

“So now you’re keeping quiet abi!”

“But why are you now getting angry?”

“Ok fine, let’s forget it. I’m sorry”

When you realise that he’s actually apologising for the fake drama you started:

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