1. Whenever you remember you owe someone money.
So this is what it is to be an onigbese!2. You, trying to figure out what exactly you did with the money you borrowed.
Because you have nothing to show for all the money you borrowed.3. When you realise you have to find money to pay back your creditor…
HAYYY! Very what? Very Good!4. And another money to do what you initially borrowed money for.
This life is just a pot of beans sha!5. When you see the person you owe money at a party or social event.
“So you have money to sew aso ebi but you don’t have my money abi?”6. When you read up on how debt is a normal part of society and even wealthy men have debt.
Ehen, even Dangote has debt abeg nobody should stress me!7. Then you remember all fingers are not equal and you better find your level.
Because Dangote pays his own debt sha.8. When you are now stuck in the cycle of borrowing from Peter to pay Paul.
Which kind of life is this?9. When you have to choose between buying something you need and paying your creditor back.
Actually eating this week is not compulsory sha. Let me just pay back this money.