14 "Dear Oloni" Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Dami Olonisakin (aka Oloni) is an award-winning sex and relationship blogger.

The ‘Ask Oloni‘ segment on her blog is especially awesome, but some questions that get sent in are pretty ridiculous.

So, trust Nigerian Twitter to brilliantly parody it.

Here are 14 fake questions that are just a bit more ridiculous than the actual questions she gets:

1. This tweeter that was de-wigged.

Dear oloni, my white housemates saw my without my wig in the kitchen and now I feel they don't fear/respect me like they used to
— suge knight (@Aisha_Ayy) May 18, 2016

2. This tweeter that wants to cheat.

Dear Oloni,

My barber is the most unreliable barber on the planet, but he's so talented. I wanna cheat on him, I don't know what to do.
— m (@talkmarcus) May 18, 2016

3. This tweeter’s uncomplicated request.

Dear @Oloni
Iv been begging my girlfriend to light up candles and cook akara for 4 months now and she still won't.
What should I do??
— A boy has no name (@Olalekan_Baddo) May 4, 2016

4. This tweeter’s valid point.

Dear Oloni, my boyfriend surprised me with a proposal last night. Now I'm worried, if he could hide that from me, what else is he hiding?
— flower (@ThePhidelia_) March 30, 2016

5. This tweeter that is looking for her next move.

Dear Oloni/Joro

The last time my man slapped me I ran mad for 3 days. I’m back to my senses now. He loves me. What should I do? -__- — Abike (@Jollz) March 9, 2016

6. This tweeter that wants to keep it real for her Instagram fans.

Dear Oloni, my wedding photos got 1,000 likes on Instagram but two years into the marriage my husband has had 12 girlfriends what do I do?
— kelz (@kelechnekoff) April 23, 2016

7. This tweeter’s cheating worries.

“Hi Oloni, I’ve been with my boyfriend for 4 years but recently he’s been secretive. I think he’s cheating on me, should I tell his wife?”

— Storm (@ShakiraWrites) February 25, 2016

8. This tweeter asking all the right questions.

Dear Oloni, we are in love but he hates Amala, after I have killed him where can I hide the body? Please help.
— The Goddess ✨ (@Brendalishus) April 18, 2016

9. This tweeter that just wants to be with the love of her life.

Dear Oloni. I'm trying to be serious & settle down with the love of my life but my boyfriend won't leave me alone. What should I do?
— ace (@rzadsh) March 31, 2016

10. This tweeter that wants to give her man the benefit of the doubt.

Dear Oloni,
I met my boyfriend naked in bed with another girl, he's a good man, I'm not sure he's cheating. What should I do?
— Alex (@Dopeheart_xo) March 31, 2016

11. This tweeter looking for workout advice.

Dear Oloni, I have been stuck on 210kg deadlift, do you think it is time I start taking steroids?
— Gainorexia (@Slauts1) April 13, 2016

12. This tweeter that is ‘looking’ on the bright side.

13. This tweeter’s honest question.

Dear oloni I get jealous watching my barber trims next mans hair, is it normal?
— They (@GyalDemSugar_) March 31, 2016

14 “Dear Oloni” Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Dami Olonisakin (aka Oloni) is an award-winning sex and relationship blogger.

So, trust Nigerian Twitter to brilliantly parody it.

1. This tweeter that was de-wigged.

2. This tweeter that wants to cheat.

3. This tweeter’s uncomplicated request.

4. This tweeter’s valid point.

5. This tweeter that is looking for her next move.

6. This tweeter that wants to keep it real for her Instagram fans.

7. This tweeter’s cheating worries.

8. This tweeter asking all the right questions.

9. This tweeter that just wants to be with the love of her life.

10. This tweeter that wants to give her man the benefit of the doubt.

11. This tweeter looking for workout advice.

12. This tweeter that is ‘looking’ on the bright side.

13. This tweeter’s honest question.

14. This tweeter speaking the truth.

All jokes aside though, go check out her fantastic blog right here.

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14 “Dear Oloni” Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Dami Olonisakin (aka Oloni) is an award-winning sex and relationship blogger.

So, trust Nigerian Twitter to brilliantly parody it.

1. This tweeter that was de-wigged.

2. This tweeter that wants to cheat.

3. This tweeter’s uncomplicated request.

4. This tweeter’s valid point.

5. This tweeter that is looking for her next move.

6. This tweeter that wants to keep it real for her Instagram fans.

7. This tweeter’s cheating worries.

8. This tweeter asking all the right questions.

9. This tweeter that just wants to be with the love of her life.

10. This tweeter that wants to give her man the benefit of the doubt.

11. This tweeter looking for workout advice.

12. This tweeter that is ‘looking’ on the bright side.

13. This tweeter’s honest question.

14. This tweeter speaking the truth.

All jokes aside though, go check out her fantastic blog right here.

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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