1. Claim you are pregnant.

Sorry, baby on board!

2. Go and forge a wedding certificate.

I need to cling to my beloved.

3. Borrow somebody’s toddler and carry them to register.

Who will help me take care of my baby?

4. Claim you have one funky disease.

It’s called “INoFitPhobia”.

5. Just don’t bother doing NYSC. You will kuku not die!

I am not doing!
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