1. When you are on a date and you bump into all your ex’s.
Is this a reunion?
2. When the ticket seller says she doesn’t have change.
Are you people okay at all?
3. When the security is harassing you about having food in your bag.
When the food you people sell is not sweet what is someone meant to do?
4. When there is a rat in the cinema.
Is this how I die?
5. When one girl and her boyfriend start arguing in vernacular.
Can you imagine? Is that what we are here for?
6. When NEPA takes light during the movie.
This country is not serious sha!
7. When the couple you’re seated next to decide to turn the cinema to their hotel room.
Are these ones mad?
8. When people start clapping at the end of the movie.
Bush people!
