1. When your meat pie visits the best MUA in the whole state
2. Bread and Akara that has done plastic surgery and is now Kim Kardashian
3. When your Puff Puff has gone abroad to do masters and comes back
4. Eba and Efo Riro that is now working with NNPC
5. Yam and Stew that has opened business and does contracts with Aso Rock
6. The Yam Porridge that will steal your boyfriend one day
7. Your favorite and best MUA cannot contour your face as fine as this Eba
8. This is the Suya your mallam does not want you to see
9. This Asun and Boli just got endorsed by a telecom company
10. This Moinmoin won the American lottery and drives a 2016 Range now
11. This is the Ewa Agoyin that changed from Grammar school to Lekki British
12. The Ogbono soup that stepped up her game after she broke up with you
13. The Fried Rice that won a N200 Million Promo
