12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point

When you smell your own fart and begin to wonder if your body is really the temple of God. pic.twitter.com/7wuLse8Sx3
— Josh (@sire_liljosh) June 6, 2017

2. Corruption, explained with a fart

"@iam_AbdulAxis: Everything is corruption in Nigeria. Someone will fart and still be looking left and right for who farted."
Kill me????
— That lolselze shid (@its_tola_) April 5, 2017

3. When you’re hiding your true colors

Holding my fart in because I don't want this woman braiding my hair to think I'm an animal.
— Molly baby (@heymolz) February 28, 2016

4. Fart and Furious

The average speed of a fart coming out of your backside is 7 mph.
— Fact (@Fact) June 6, 2017

5. When your ‘Head of The Family’ status starts yielding dividends:

When I have my family and we are all in the living room, if I fart nobody is allowed to leave because I pay the bills
— Kayode (@Unkle_K) June 2, 2017

6. Not all who chill at the club are introverts

*At the club*

Odunlade: “Wow ! what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”

She: “I had to fart.”

Odunlade: pic.twitter.com/9Vz8HWHS9E
— Mr.┏̲O̶̲̅┓̲P ┏̲A̶̲̅┓ (@ogbeni_opa) June 2, 2017

7. When your own fart makes you start doubting yourself

When you smell your fart and can't even recognize the person you have become within. pic.twitter.com/Kallp1lzBA
— Mwes M Drew™ ?? (@_mwes) June 1, 2017

8. Nice Pigeon…fact?

Pigeons can't fart.
— Fact (@Fact) May 31, 2017

9. Who else does this? I DO!

*Accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart."
Me: Keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart.
— Four (@udshapaka) May 29, 2017

Please don’t koba me

10. When you’ve been betrayed by your own buttocks

When you thought it was gonna be just a fart pic.twitter.com/C0zlNkY7cd
— 変態 (@Shiizuuo) May 28, 2017

11. The Sinister Masterplan

Nothing beats farting in a crowd then walking away from the scene to watch the drama unfold.
— P. R. O. N. T. O!!! (@I_amPronto) October 3, 2014

12. This Headline OMG

Drama As Wife Beats Husband To Pulp For Farting Several Times While In Bed https://t.co/PEq4XgLOOx pic.twitter.com/8NTOnEDkeU
— #Naijapals.com (@Naijapals) June 16, 2016

13. Uggggh

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12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point

2. Corruption, explained with a fart

3. When you’re hiding your true colors

4. Fart and Furious

5. When your ‘Head of The Family’ status starts yielding dividends:

6. Not all who chill at the club are introverts

7. When your own fart makes you start doubting yourself

8. Nice Pigeon…fact?

9. Who else does this? I DO!

10. When you’ve been betrayed by your own buttocks

11. The Sinister Masterplan

12. This Headline OMG

13. Uggggh

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12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point

2. Corruption, explained with a fart

3. When you’re hiding your true colors

4. Fart and Furious

5. When your ‘Head of The Family’ status starts yielding dividends:

6. Not all who chill at the club are introverts

7. When your own fart makes you start doubting yourself

8. Nice Pigeon…fact?

9. Who else does this? I DO!

10. When you’ve been betrayed by your own buttocks

11. The Sinister Masterplan

12. This Headline OMG

13. Uggggh

14. More Zikoko? Read this next:

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