11 Types Of Teachers Everybody Had In Secondary School

May 24, 2017

1. The Lazy Teacher

The one that’ll come to class and just read their note to you. They won’t explain shit. If anybody asks a question, they’ll immediately give it as an assignment to the whole class. Not because they don’t know it but they’re just too damn lazy to explain.

2. The Oversabi Teacher

This one will teach you stuff they’re supposed to and include stuff they’re not supposed to. They will ensure that you buy 12 different text books for one subject and will set exam questions from all of them. Even with all these textbooks, you’re not safe from notes because every single time they come to class, you will write no less than 7 pages. They will come to school on public holidays, days that there are strikes and will even risk their lives when there are riots going on just so they can come to school and give you notes. They are the worst.

3. The one that just likes to flog people for no (and any) reason.

That teacher that comes from home with their own assortment of canes. They will find ANY reason to flog people. You will even catch them helping other teachers flog!

4. The Joker

That one that will come to class and instead of teaching will start cracking jokes. This doesn’t sound so bad but the teachers that do this are usually not funny. All they do is crack terrible jokes the whole time they’re in class and the students have to laugh because they don’t want to fail.

5. The Pervert

You remember that teacher that used to make REALLY inappropriate sex jokes all the time? That teacher that would take ANY opportunity to have physical contact with students. Yeah. That teacher was most likely a sick pervert.

6. The Fasionista

This is that female teacher that comes to school everyday dressed like she just left the club. Short tight mini dresses/skirts, insanely high heeled shoes and the kind of insane makeup you usually only see in Lady Gaga music videos.

7. The one that thinks she’s a fashionista but really isn’t.

This is that female teacher that tries too hard to be stylish but ends up looking like a homeless person wearing clothes that haven’t been in vogue since 1995. Even her fellow teachers know that her fashion sense is shit and laugh at her behind her back.

8. The Ashewo

That one teacher (male or female) that keeps trying to hook up with other teachers. If you walk into the staff room, you’ll most likely catch them saying wildly inappropriate stuff. Also, were you really expecting a picture of an actual ashewo? LOL

9. The Snitch

That teacher that will start running to the Principal’s office to report anytime any small thing happens.

10. The Storyteller

This one will keep interrupting the day’s lesson so they can tell the class a story about that time they lived in India or some other boring ass story no one really gives a shit about. The worst thing about this is that half the time, they’re lying.

11. The Ghost

That teacher that will NEVER come to class throughout the term and will somehow be able to pull this off without the Principal finding out. Eventually they’ll show up, 3 days before exams and quietly tell the students the exam questions he/she is going to set and then disappear again.

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