1. You have to learn how to price like a pro.

With my shikini salary?

2. And how to corner your boss for a raise.

Release this money, sir!

3. Mastering the science of packaging like this is key.

Because you can’t be forming chef all the time.

4. Learn how to carry face for all those street agberos.

Eyes front, heads up!

5. You must be able to sight Yoruba demons from afar.

This will actually save your life.

6. You must know how to trick your follow follow cousins.

‘Oya, go and wear your shoes’.

7. You have to perfect your side nigga game. PERFECT IT!

When Plan A surprises you, you sef surprise him.

8. If you don’t know how to turn down Aso Ebi, you’re on your own.

RIP to your bank account.

9. You have to know how to handle all your oversabi colleagues, so you can prosper.

Even if you want to scream, keep smiling.

10. If you’re not fitfaming, what are you doing?

So you can tension all your haters.

If you enjoyed this, then you’ll definitely love “Hustle”, an amazing new dramedy on Africa Magic Urban that follows the antics of Dayo, a JJC to the city of Lagos! Catch it on Africa Magic Urban 153 at 21:30 CAT (8.30pm Nigerian time) from October 3, 2016.

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