1. When you realise that you don’t have enough money for Christmas
Drinking garri throughout January doesn’t sound very pleasant.
2. And the person you struggled to get an expensive gift gives you a really cheap one in return
Deodorant? Really?
3. Then the price of everything in the market doubles
When will the expenses end please?
4. And the IJGBs return and start oppressing you
Nice ‘accent’.
5. And you can’t just seem to find the Christmas cheer
Perhaps there’s there’s some underneath the mountain of bills.
6. Then you remember your boss asked you to work on Christmas day
What is life really?
7. And you have to deal with annoying guests
Can’t you celebrate in your own house? Just eat and be going!
8. Not to mention the traffic you have to face everywhere you go
Where did all these extra humans come from?
9. Then you receive hampers filled with clutter
Such a thoughtful gift indeed.
10. And you have to attend 1000 Christmas parties on the same day
Nobody wants to die.
