To be clear, ‘keeping fit’ here does not in any way apply to those Nigerians who thought communal jogging in the middle of a pandemic while be a swell idea. Y’all are dumb and we hope you’re staying indoors now.
That said, everyone posting their little fitness videos and head stands, we see y’all, and while we’d really like to be you, it’s just our um… lower lips … they hurt and yes, this makes exercising difficult.
This doesn’t mean we are completely clueless about how you keep fit during the lockdown. In fact, we’ll show you, here are five things you absolutely can relate to if you’ve been keeping fit at home:
Feeling like an absolute beast when you get your work out in and start your day.
If somehow maintaining your exercise routine when the whole world us crumbling around you doesn’t make you feel like the ultimate bad bitch that you are, then what will?
Holding yourself back from tweeting/posting on Instagram live about the ‘killer workout’ you just completed.
Go for it! We’d be insufferable braggarts if our lives were this put together
Sprinkling a little information on ‘the killer workout you did this morning’ into every interaction you have that day.
Yeah, we just have to synergise and put more effort in, like I did, during my workout this morning.
Saying what the hell and posting your morning workout on Instagram and Twitter
If you don’t give them…
Remembering to hold back your usual yelps and groans while Worthing out because you’re uploading to your social media.
We understand. No need to explain
Thinking up a way to post your workout on LinkedIn
Hmm. Maybe as a motivational post? How to couch it?
How have you been keeping fit during the lockdown?
