If Your Friend Shares These 8 Things With You, They Love You  

October 24, 2022

It’s only true friendship if your friend is willing to share these very important things with you. If they don’t, end that friendship today. 

Their partner

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If you’re single and searching, and your friend has a sweet romantic partner, they should share the partner with you. If they love you and want you to be happy, sharing the love of their life shouldn’t be a problem. 

Their rich parents

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As a good friend, your friend should be willing to share their parents with you by convincing them to adopt you, but only if they have money that can last four generations. 

Their organs

A friend that can’t give you their eyes or heart is not a friend that genuinely loves you. 

Their salary 

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Friendship is work o. Hence, it’s okay for a friend to give you part of their salary as a way to show small appreciation. If your friend shares their salary with you in a ratio of 60:40, they love you. Anything less doesn’t count. 

Their clothes 

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A true friend will allow you shop from their closet. Why should you buy clothes when you have a friend? Doesn’t matter whether you’re the same size or not. 

Perks from their job 

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Real friends add you to their pension plan. So that you can both sip coconut water on the beach in Jamaica during retirement.   

Gist

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The friendship handbook by Zikoko  (which hasn’t been created yet, but it’s in our heads) says: any friend that doesn’t quickly give you gist the moment it happens isn’t a good person. It’s even worse if they never share the gist with you at all. 

Their Peak 1L Full house pack

If your friend doesn’t share a one-litre yoghurt pack, big enough for five people to share, then they’re wicked and don’t like you.

The newly launched Peak Yoghurt Full House Pack is more than enough to go around. With the Peak Yoghurt 1L pack, you have no choice but to share. It’s a sharing pack fit for group consumption with friends and family. Available in two flavours; strawberry and sweetened.

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