How Church People Flirt

June 21, 2020

Apparently, Twitter user Arthur Fairley Jr. (@aj_fairley) thought it was nice to create a thread of pick-up lines and flirting techniques that church people use. And honestly, we can’t thank him enough. It is one of the funniest things you’ll see today.

By the way, church people don’t flirt. They shoot spiritual shots. You feel us?

1. Youth Convention

The reply already answers it LMAO.

2. L for what? Legend!

Omo.

3. Act like Samson, but with plastic chairs.

Strength faileth not.

4. General inquiry.

Hmm.

5. Bible study technique.

Actually funny that you people can actually flirt during Bible study.

6. This one go be fuckboy.

Because how can a born again Christian be so sleek?

7. I for what? Intercessor.

Small time, they will start seeing you in vision.

8. This very one.

You people move fast oh.

9. Choir people.

After choir rehearsal is the main koko.

10. Angel Gabriel visiting Mary, but make it local favour.

The sister will just melt instantly LMAO.

11. Ahan.

We’re already weak at the knees abeg.

12. A common one.

The first stage of church flirting.

13. This table…

Make we jump and pass.

14. Ehen?

Ngwa, tell the Holy Ghost to move you out of it. You’re not the spec.

15. Well…

Church don close.

NB: Please be sure that they are actually flirting with you oh. Before you attempt to take it further and they do you dirty. A word is enough for the wise. Let’s share the grace, brethren.

Kunle Ologunro

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