We’ve Seen the Nigerian Pu… Ahem… Video and We Have Things to Say [NSFW]

March 2, 2016

By now, you’ve definitely heard of Princess Vitarah’s “Nigerian Pussy” song.

And people can’t seem to make up their mind if they love it or hate it.

Now before we start, we’re going to borrow an idea from Siyanda Panda 🙂

Considering how sweet jollof rice is, we can’t really blame her.

And that analogy makes sense when you think about it…

Nigerian jollof better than Ghanaian jollof? Nigerians aren’t arguing – no matter what you mean by jollof.

That Naija *jollof* is better than Ghanaian *jollof*

This is what we have been saying since.

That it’s the cream of the crop

Preach it sister!

That it’s so sweet that men pay for it…

She reminds us of the feeling at every great party

(or threesome)

What happens to oyinbos when they taste Nigerian jollof

This one is finished but he doesn’t know it yet.

That Jollof is best with chicken

That a great mama put can destroy your salary

We’re still talking about jollof yeah?

That great Jollof can make you Shoki

Anyway, enjoy the video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MzBv98D-s&feature=youtu.be
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