The ‘Lagos Big Girl Be Like’ Series By Joro Olumofin Is Beyond Funny

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November 25, 2015
Lagos socialite, Adejoro Olumofin (aka Doktor Mofin) created this hilarious series about the typical Lagos Big Girl to highlight some of their qualities or characteristics.
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According to him a Lagos Big Girl is “any lady who is very successful (entrepreneur/corporate), has an extravagant lifestyle, wears very expensive designer clothes, use professional makeup artist for every event, attends all or most A list events / weddings, is friends with elite and celebrities, travels to exotic locations, is featured on top blogs frequently, lives in a choice area or location, has more than 10,000 followers on social media and is dating a rich or influential man. Drives a very flashy or new Generation exotic car.”

Lagos Big Girl be like…

I don’t bleach, it’s just sunburn.
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I can’t cross 3rd Mainland Bridge.
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Big rock or nah!
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I only follow 10 people on Instagram.
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OMG! Dubai was LIT!
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Berger? Ogudu? Is that even in Lagos.
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Err… What’s your last name again? Dangote?
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Aww… You drive a G-Wagon?
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I eat only Chinese.
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I don’t do Hondas biko.
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I burnt my knuckles while cooking.
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Then the rib-cracking videos.

If it wasn’t a Harry Winston, I wouldn’t have taken it.
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Oh my Gahd! This is my jam!
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What does your boyfriend do?
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Are you related to Gov Fashola?
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Dubai was popping.
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I burnt my knuckles while cooking Indomie this morning.
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