Brethren! Dammy krane has been arrested in the US for credit card fraud!
Chai!
Apparently, He tried to hire a private jet with a stolen credit card and the private jet service, Tapjets, figured this out and called the cops on him.
The funny thing about this is, his recent posts on Instagram show him living large and taking pictures in private jets, with some of his followers even hailing him in the comment section.
Which just proves that this young man got involved in credit card scams just so he could show off for the gram.
Because this is another case of a person who felt the need to project a lifestyle he obviously can’t afford, Nigerians feel no pity for him and are dragging him online.
Let’s start with this girl that listed out all his crimes
This person that gave Nigerian artistes sound advice.
This person that gave all Nigerians sound advice.
This tweet by EFCC’s official account.
#WordsToLiveBy
Then of course the jokes started. There was this tweet that had a plot twist.
This tweet about his mugshot.
This freaking hilarious video that has the most appropriate soundtrack ever.
https://t.co/1AFZyG3tR6
This tweet about inner demons.
This tweet that contained advice for Dammy Krane.
Dammy Krane once posted a picture he took with rapper, Sauce Kid (who has also been in trouble with the law for grand theft) and referred to him as “his mentor”. Because of that, someone tweeted this.
We’d watch this tbh.
This person concerned about Dammy’s career.
After the news of his arrest got online, Dammy Krane tweeted this……..
…….so someone tweeted this.
This person that put the pieces together.
This person that spoke a sad truth.
Someone even made this.
Where is the chill?! Lmao!
Then there was this person that looked on the bright side of everything.
We wish we had her optimism.
People please, learn something from this.
Cut your coat according to your size. You should not feel the need to show off for anybody.
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