This Lady Shares How To Spot A Chewing Gum Boy!

January 15, 2016
Chewing gum boy a.k.a f**k boy a.k.a ain’t shit n**ga adjective A deadbeat who has no purpose in life. He always lies to girls.

A lady, by the name of Tamia, in a series of tweets shared what she titled “How to spot an ain’t shit nigga 101”.

Check them out:

@zsdgf If his hair look like this he ain’t shit, the nicer the hairline the more likely he is to cheat pic.twitter.com/Btmsbbb8D5

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

@zsdgf If he use any of these he ain’t shit, cause he need these to make sure his hair in good shape b4 he cheat pic.twitter.com/NauLlheNlY

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

@zsdgf 3. If he ever says “I’ll never hurt you” bitch run fast as you can cause that nigga gonna do you grimey

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

4.If he wear basketball shorts more than 3 days a week that mean he ain’t shit cause niggas love to wear basketball shorts when they cheat

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

5. If he got more than 5 pair of Jordan’s he ain’t shit cause that mean he need his shoe game to be fly while he walking outta your life

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

6. If his dick good he ain’t shit, cause good dick only come from ain’t shit niggas or ugly niggas ?

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

7. If he favorite your subtweets instead of retweet them that mean he ain’t shit cause he don’t want his other bitches to see

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

9. Don’t get your panties in a wad over #8 cause I been there where I couldn’t take pics too ?? gone happen to every bitch sooner or later

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

10. If his excuse for not texting you back is “2k” he ain’t shit cause what that really means is he was alley oop’ing in some other pussy

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

11. He always got his phone in his hand but you can barely get a txt back? Ain’t shit , he ain’t replying cause he cheating

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

12. If y’all been talking more than a month and that nigga don’t know your whole name… Need I say more ? lmao

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

13. If you giving your all to a nigga and he still don’t care you gotta let go cause he ain’t shit & he never gonna be shit

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

14. If you done got mad at any of these tweets so far that mean your nigga ain’t shit and he cheating on you so now you mad at me smh

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

15. If he wear designer underwear he ain’t shit cause that mean he want his dick to be name brand while another bitch sucking it smh

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 7, 2016

16. If he won’t let you meet his mom you don’t mean shit to him cause niggas love they mom

— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 8, 2016 [zkk_poll post=16180 poll=content_block_standard_format_17] Featured image via Binoculars.

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