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Let’s start with the men. Hmm.
During the chat with Aunty, all the men except Arnold and Jerry said they were happy with their partners. But I don’t trust these men. I know that David, Jay, Louis, and Kachi are putting in effort to know their partners and connect with them beyond the house. But you see others? Lewl.
Arnold, you came all the way to settle?
Arnold did nothing but complain about Bolanle’s attitude throughout his session, but still insisted on not swapping. He’s not interested in swapping because he’s thinking of votes. Votes that we still won’t give him. Boy, bye.
Jerry wants to swap, but Aunty is dulling him
Jerry isn’t happy with his choice of partner, he admitted to picking her because he didn’t want to go home after spending just two nights in the love pad (he joined the game late, remember?) he would have loved to be paired with any of his top choices – Nkechi, Rosie, and Presh, but they all seem to content with their current partners.
At this point, Aunty might need to legalize boyfriend/girlfriend snatching, since they’ve refused to swap. We need more drama infused into this show, that’s why we’re even here.
Aunty, please encourage boyfriend and girlfriend
Will Aunty ever stop encouraging those who aren’t pleased with their partners to continue to stay in relationships with them? Please, this people should not let ordinary pairing stop them from finding the loves of their life.
Who is open to swapping?
Bolanle and Jerry are open to swapping; I hope Aunty sorts them out soon. Can’t come all the way to be on live TV, only to settle for someone you don’t like. Issa no!
Bolar won the Games night
There was a gele tying contest at the Love Pad, and Chris was the judge. The guys had 30 mins to tie gele (headtie) for their partners.
Great, maybe men will finally get why it takes us like forever to get ready. This task definitely ended in headache for some of the girls,
Bolar (Bolanle and Arnold) won this task, and they got rewarded with private time in the love nest.
Dear Aunty, please free these people
Aunty said couples aren’t allowed to share beds, they kuku now turned the lounge area to their bedroom. MiCherry and Iykeresa spent the night on the couch and floor respectively so they can be close to their partners. I go love!
More drama, is that you?
Aunty is coming through with more drama, but you’ll have to come back for all the tomorrow.
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