All The Things That Happen When You Meet Your Online Crush In Real Life

April 20, 2017

1. When you sight them from afar and see how short they are

But this guy said he’s 6’2!

2. When you finally see their real face and it’s nothing like the picture you saw

Things are not even adding up in this place!

3. What of when they have mouth and body odor?

Cancelled! For life!

4. When they appear to have sense online but their brain is empty in real life

Ko le werk!

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