1. When you’re trying to enter a club but your baby face is blocking your joy
Is it now a crime to look like a baby girl?
2. When you now have to bribe the bouncers to let you in
Just take it and let me enter, abeg.
3. You, when you see hot babes walking in without wahala
What an insult! What a betray!
4. When you now finally enter, you’re like
5. When annoying people won’t let you dance in peace and keep bringing their sweaty bodies to your side
Please, just gerrarahia.
6. You, when you thought the music couldn’t be louder but the DJ proves you wrong
Shebi you want to spoil my ear drums? Carry on.
7. When you ask for a drink and they call one ridiculous price
There’s water at home sha.