In no particular order, the top three feelings in the world are:

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Having a test cancelled that you didn’t prepare for

Staying home the whole weekend after cancelling plans with the 7 friends and two family members you swore you’d hang out with.

Now money in undefeated and that test thing is also fire; but you see that last one?

There’s no one that likes cancelled plans like homebodies. They know every trick in the book to get out of planned trips, events, hell even Bible study. Here are some OG lies homebodies have told to get out of plans:

I have a date that weekend.

Meanwhile, third-year singledom anniversary is next week.

Sorry, I have to teach my brother his hundred, tens and units.

I thought your brother was in SS3?

You said Sunday? I might be sick that day oh!

Forecasted sicknesses are a thing, look them up!

I have choir practice.

Wait, I thought you were Muslim.

I have to service my Blackberry.

Oh, you didn’t know that was a thing? It fully is.

What’s the worst lie you’ve told to get out of plans?

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