Ask the Yoruba men in your life if we’re right about this list or not. If you look hard enough, you’d find one or two of these songs on their sex playlist too.

If you’re not obsessed with me like Femi and Yinka from Blood Sisters, I don’t want.

To avoid stories that touch featuring cries of “I thy know,” learn from the stories of these people who were scammed in Lagos.

Were you well behaved or badly behaved? (We already know the answer)

Romantic relationships are great, and doing romanz is sweet. But let’s not lie, there are some things that we don’t like about dating. Relationship weight is one of them.

Because you’re in love, you want to wake up and make food for someone that’s still sleeping and didn’t send message, abi? What if you pour hot tea on their face? What if you fall with the food on the stairs? So many what-ifs…

Most of us can probably sketch a pretty accurate outline of the Nigerian map, but how many of us can honestly claim to know where all the states are located? Well, this quiz is here to test just how well you know your own country. Try and get at least 18 states:

At some point in life, we all learnt that someone can be very intelligent and still lack common sense. That’s the difference between being book smart and being street smart. If you’re not sure where on the spectrum you fall, well, that’s what this quiz is here to tell you. Take it:

Every friend group consists of very different and specific characters — from the parent to the fun one — and it can be a little tough figuring out where you fall. So, we’ve created a quiz that lets you know exactly what kind of friend you are. Take to find out:

It can be very stressful when you’re trying to find the love of your life, but you only keep meeting people that are exactly like your yeye ex. To help you be more aware of that problem, we’ve created a quiz that lets you know the kind of people you are attracting. Take it to […]

We already guessed how many people you’ve slept with, and y’all were out here denying the truth. Anyway, we won’t hold that against you. This time, however, we’ve created a quiz that predicts who you’ll sleep with next — so you can either prepare or try (unsuccessfully) to prevent it. So, take and see:

After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions. Just take it already: