Things change when your friend gets his first girlfriend, especially if you live together. It won’t matter so much if you are in a relationship yourself, but if you’re single AF, chances are that it will take some time before you get used to the new arrangement. Before that happens, you may go through a couple of this:
1. You, when they tell you that they have no desire to hang out on Friday nights anymore
Wait, when did this one start?
2. How you wait as they check in with their girlfriend before they agree to do anything
How does that saying go again; brothers before sisters? What a betrayal!
3. When you start to see her stuff in the bathroom
Hey, someone has to move out and it ain’t gonna be me.
4. When the girl comes to visit and you know you have to leave the house for them
You’re killing me, guy.
5. And the girl asks you if you’re leaving because of them
Nah, she is definitely not talking to me.
6. When your friend kisses his girl every time he scores against you on FIFA
God, why do you like to forsake me?
7. When they invite you to join them on one of their outings
Haha, I’m not going to be your photographer
8. When your friend’s girlfriend makes a joke out of something you told your friend in confidence
Men are what? Scum!
9. When they offer to hook you up with one of the girl’s friends
This insult is too much.
