Champions League: 5 Things Ronaldo Fans Should Do If Barca Qualifies

March 10, 2021

Champions League round of 16 games continue tonight, and after Ronaldo and Juventus got eliminated by Pepe and Porto, everyone is looking forward to the game in Paris tonight to see if Messi and Barcelona can defeat PSG in a second leg tie again.

If somehow, that happens, and you’re a Ronaldo fan, we have some tips for you.

1. Get off social media

If you’re a Ronaldo fan, you don’t need to be on Twitter if somehow Barcelona qualifies into the quarter finals of the Champions League tonight. Just delete every social media app on your phone. You’ll see all sorts of tweets ranging from “Ronaldo woke up feeling dangerous today”, to “Penaldo only scores from penalties”. You don’t want that for your mental health.

2. Switch off your phone

When people realise you’re not on social media, they will start calling you. The best thing to do is to just switch off your phone. If they can’t reach you, they can’t laugh at you and shout “Messi is my GOAT!” endlessly.

3. Don’t go to work tomorrow

The people that want to mock you for your GOAT falling out of the Champions League before theirs are at your workplace. They’re waiting for you. Call HR and say you fell sick and you can’t make it to work. Save yourself from having a bad day.

4. Stop watching football

This one might be a bit extreme, but you should definitely consider it if Barcelona goes on to win the Champions League.

5. Openly proclaim Messi as the GOAT

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Do this, and know peace.


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