Can Mondays Please Stop Doing These Things?

May 18, 2020

It’s a new week and Monday, perpetual bad vibes giver and our constant reminder of how short the weekend is, is back on his BS. As usual. Men.

Now, even though we’ve called him out in the last, like most Yoruba men, Monday has refused to act right, and for that reason, we will be telling him outright, what it is we need his dusty ass to stop doing:

Stop cutting our weekends short

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We could have sworn we still had 12 hours of Saturday left. Go away!

Stop taking so long to leave.

How did I start work at 9 AM, four hours ago, and it’s just now 9:10AM? How?

Stop bringing work with you!

Did we tell you we wanted an end to relaxation? Don’t provoke us to anger please.

Can he not pollute the air with seriousness!

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Next thing, it’s ‘unethical’ to do shots in the office on a Monday. Don’t show up hungover on a Monday morning. Buzzkill.

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