As if we can afford normal AirPods, Apple have released a new set of headphones called AirPods Max. They cost $549.
First question: Why do these companies not just go ahead and make their prices a round figure? Just call it $550 with your chest. Coward.
Well as a Nigerian, I’ve converted $549 to naira and now my chest is paining me. So I have some questions for Apple:
1. Does it work with Tecno?
If I’m buying the Airpods Max, it means I’ve sold my iPhone and a few other gadgets just so I can afford it. So let me just know now if it works with Tecno or Nokia torchlight before I buy it.
2. Will I hear the voice of God?
If I’m spending over N200k on headphones, I don’t want to hear only music and podcasts. I want to hear God speaking directly to my eardrums.
3. Will it help Buhari hear word?
Maybe if we crowdfund one and send it down to Aso Rock for Bubu and then play “END SARS” or “STOP BEING A BAD BOY AND FIX THE FUCKING ECONOMY”, he will finally hear us and deliver us from this affliction.
4. Will it make Speed Darlington’s music sound better?
Genuine question.
5. Will it turn my hair to bone straight?
Another genuine question, because I want to wear this thing and just see my hair become Bone Straight. I cannot waste my money.
