All The Things That Happen When You’re A Forgetful Person

May 8, 2020

The world is hard on everyone, but forgetful people can’t catch a break. They can’t be totally dependent on their memory, which is why they’re used to the following things:

You walk into a room to do something, but forget what you want to do when you get there

Why am I here again?

You debate with yourself if you turn the gas or lights off every time you are out of the house

You will burn the house down one day.

Finding your keys and ATM card is a daily struggle

Most of the time, you’re holding them in your hand.

You hardly remember what you were talking about when you’re interrupted in the middle of a conversation

If you can’t remind me where I stopped, this is the end of the conversation.

You reply texts after a week because you always think you’d done it already

Sorry, I didn’t mean to leave you on read. I typed a reply but forgot to hit send.

The “forgot password” link is your go-to every time you have to log in into an account

How To Recover Your Forgotten Instagram Password

No time to waste, abeg.

You check your calendar all the time because you can’t trust yourself to remember an appointment

Clearly, it’s not important if it’s not here.

When you do grocery shopping without a list, you forget to buy the most important things 

Sigh

You have to see someone every day to remember their name

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Out of sight is out of mind, abeg

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