Do your friends love their alcohol and are apologetic about it? And you stick out like a sore thumb because you don’t care too much about it? Ah well, you will find this post relatable.
1. When you go to their house and the first thing they offer you is alcohol
Water would have been fine, but okay.
2. When you invite them to something and they ask if alcohol will be available
But aren’t we friends?
3. You, every time they call you to hangout
Do you actually want to see me or do you just want someone to drink with?
4. When they text you the address of a new bar they just found
Oshey, Mungo park
5. How they look at you when you order for Smirnoff
Don’t embarrass me, please.
6. You, when they get excited whenever it’s time for shots
Take it easy na!
7. When you’re still struggling with a glass of alcohol but they’re drinking straight from the bottle
8. When they drink too much and have to drive
