8 TV Habits Of People You Have No Business Dating

September 18, 2020

We did one for food habits and now we are back with more insights to share as regards TV habits. Please treat as important, if the person you are about to hand over your mumu button to checks up to 5 things on this list, fam you need abort mission.

1. If they prefer binge-watching tv series then they have no patience.

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Better return their calls on time and reply their messages within minutes.

2. If they don’t like watching TV series then they have severe commitment issues.

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It is what it is fam.

3. If they didn’t watch GOT they have poor taste and they also have coconut head. 

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Because the whole world advised them to watch GOT but their coconut head remained a stumbling block.

4. If they prefer “How To Get Away With Murder” to Suits then they have something to hide.

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Facts only fam.

5. If they watched “Money Heist” and compared it to “Prison Break” please focus on yourself fam.

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Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

6. If they don’t watch romcoms they will be giving you one-word replies. 

They will be emotionally unavailable fam. 

7. If their favorite series is a crime series they will jump to conclusions a lot. 

Because they will always be channeling their inner Sherlock Holmes.

8. If they watch Zeeworld then they will keep asking you dumb questions like “How was your night?”

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Leave that place fam.

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