8 Thoughts That Are Definitely Holding Us Down During The Lockdown

April 15, 2020

A lot of things have probably crossed out minds during this lockdown. How did this one virus from China spread throughout the world? Will life ever return to normal after this? What happens to quarantine radio, post-corona? Will there be a global milk shortage?

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But more than anything, our questions are geared towards life after thge Coronavirus has been successfully contained. You’ve definitely thought of at least one of these things since lockdown started:

At least I’m not spending money

As I’m at home, will I see myself inside traffic that wants to give me Father Abraham’s powers?

The answer is no.

At least I’m saving my best baffs

Thank God I didn’t follow them to do that bop daddy challenge

The way I will hit the streets when this is over ehn!

E no go easy for that bitumen.

Hm. That first church service when this is over go dangerous.

I don’t want to hear the altar is for pastors. Every body must see my divine toosie slide.

Should I start buying clothes two sizes up in preparation for the big ileya when this is over?

To be forewarded is to be fore-armed

Just let us survive this crisis first. One rocks, I won’t turn down.

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Club oh, house party oh, baby dedication, I’m there.

Can I just sleep and wake up when all of this is over?

We’re all thinking this. No lies detected.

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