8 Things Only People Obsessed With Themselves Will Get

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Self-love is a concept everyone tries to run with these days, which is fine. However, some people take it to new heights. These people are somewhat self-obsessed and the best part is that they are unapologetic about it. Well, if this is you, you shouldn’t care too much about this post.

1. You, every time you catch your reflection in the mirror

See person’s pikin.

2. When you spend an awfully long time looking at your Instagram pictures and reading your tweets

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I’m really the best!

3. When you make a joke in your head and you can’t get over how funny you are

Why am I the complete package?

4. When you jokingly insult yourself and somebody agrees

I enjoy your company, but be careful

5. When you set out to take a selfie but end up taking 50

All this slay cannot go to waste.

6. When someone doesn’t rate you as much as you rate yourself

No words needed.

7. When you realise that you want friends but you don’t want to invest time and energy into it

Why do I bother? I should be my best friend.

8. You, when someone complains about how unlikable you can be

What are you talking about? Everyone loves me!

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