8 Struggles Only Slow Eaters Will Understand

February 27, 2020

Everything has to be in moderation to make the “normal” cut in any Nigerian setting. And this cut across all aspects of the Nigerian experience. In this case, the expectation is that no one should spend too much time on their food, and this is a big struggle for slow eaters because all the attention is usually set on them.

1. When you’re at a restaurant with friends and they keep telling you to finish up quickly

Will me let me enjoy my food in peace?

2. You, when the inevitable happens and they finish eating before you

How do these people do it?

3. How a waiter looks at you after coming to clear your table three times and you still aren’t done

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Come and beat me now

4. You, every time someone tries to take food from your plate

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Away, you devils. Shoo!

5. When your mum connects your slow eating habits with something in the bible

But what’s the connection?

6. You, every time you can’t get your microwave to work

Please, don’t do this to me.

7. When your co-workers think you eat slowly to get out of work

Don’t you people have a job to do, though?

8. You, when you finally find another slow eater

You’re my new best friend if you want it or not.

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