A potent combination of see finish and a loss of the initial zest equals the 8 points about one month of dating vs one year of dating you are about to read now:
1. Morning texts.
One month of dating: Good morning my love.
One year of dating: *Crickets*.
2. Goodnight texts.
One month of dating: “Good night my love, dream about us and the beautiful future ahead of us.”
One year of dating: “Oh I slept off.”
3. Reaction to missed calls.
One month of dating: Calls back immediately
One year of dating: Stares at phone for 5 secs then moves on to continue fighting Twitter.
4. Birthday celebrations.
One month of dating: Breakfast in bed, every gift on your wishlist, a dramatic cake and credit alert.
One year later:
5. Valentines Day.
One month of dating: Sends a bouquet of flowers and books a 5 star hotel for the weekend.
One year of dating: “Happy Val day dear”.
6. Reaction after a fight.
One month of dating: “I’m sorry baby, it’s my fault and I apologize. Let us not let small things get in between us, we are stronger than this.”
One year of dating: Mo ya lookaway.
7. Response to “I love you”.
One month of dating: “I love you more.”
One year of dating: “Same here”.
8. Conduct on social media.
One month of dating: Constantly posts screenshots of conversations with bae.
One year of dating: Busy Flirting with reckless abandon in comments-section.
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