7 Things Only Pastors’ Children Will Relate To

May 31, 2020

This is an ode to the all the pastors’ children of this life who run away from spiritual duties only to be ‘arrested’ by the Holy Spirit later in life. We see you, dears. May the good Lord make your journey easy.

1. How you look at people who believe that you’ll be a pastor too.

Oh, it’s now a generational call isn’t it? Because God called my Daddy, I have been automatically called too? Issokay now, assistant Holy Spirit.

2. Your face when people use you as a good example for their children to follow.

Funke Akindele

Hehe. You better make Jesus Christ your supreme example. As for me ehn, ike gwuru. Strength no dey.

3. How you pray for God to make your moving out faster.

God please. Do quick and cause an opportunity for me to leave this house. I can’t anymore.

4. Your internal reaction when it’s time for morning devotion.

Nigerian Movies GIFs | Tenor

Because you know that in your family, morning devotion = Holy Ghost Fire Service + Fire Revival + Confession of Sins + Tongue Lashing + Intense Bible Study, all of which starts by 4:30AM and ends by 7AM. Sometimes, 9AM if the Spirit does not release Daddy and Mummy on time.

5. You when people see you acting in a way they don’t expect from a pastor’s child.

Because I’m a pastor’s child, I shouldn’t know how to Zanku? God will be hilling you people o.

6. You, running away from duties like

Funke Akindele

No, I’m not leading Bible Study o. Leave me!

7. You, when the Holy Spirit finally gets hold of you.

Funke Akindele

Lmao. Did you really think you’ll escape? Happy ministering, dear!

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

You'll like this

Watch

Now on Zikoko

Recommended Quizzes

November 7, 2019

These days, everyone is always talking about how much sex they’re getting, or how little sex they’re getting, or how disgusting sex is etc. There’s just so much talk about sex, it’s almost impossible to know who’s lying and who’s telling the truth. In anticipation of our new series about the sex lives of young […]

April 9, 2020

At some point in life, we all learnt that someone can be very intelligent and still lack common sense. That’s the difference between being book smart and being street smart. If you’re not sure where on the spectrum you fall, well, that’s what this quiz is here to tell you. Take it:

More from Inside Life

Watch

Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

December 14, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
November 2, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
October 26, 2020
A collection of videos documenting some of the events of the EndSARS protests.
June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.
March 12, 2020
Life is already hard. Deciding where to eat and get the best lifestyle experiences, isn't something you should stress about. Let VRSUS do that for you.

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.
X