For those who don’t know, No Nut November is an annual ritual where men are encouraged to go all 30 days of the month without ejaculating at all. Some people are deciding to observe it this year while others have decided not to. Their reason is that the year has been difficult as hell and they deserve to beat their meats as furiously as they want.
You know what? I totally get it.
Anyway, I’m here today, to talk to the people who are still on the fence about it, with 6 things you’ll gain if you observe the ritual this year.
1) Use the time you would usually spend beating your meat to do other stuff.
Start working out. Read a book. Summon a demon. Try doing something productive.
2) Give your hand a fucking break.
Does it feel good walking around with different sized-arms?
3) Give your meat a fucking break.
it is exhausated. Damn!
4) Give your spiritual husband/wife a chance to have all your nut to themselves.
They might’ve never mentioned it but it kills your spiritual spouse that they have to share you with the world. Not engaging in real-life sexual activities of any kind means your spiritual spouse can have you (and all your nut) to themselves in the sex dreams you’re bound to have.
5) Get access to all the special abilities you possess but are kept latent by sexual activity.
Open your 3rd eye and go all LUCY on everyone.
6) Finally, imagine how good that first nut in December is going to feel.
Wahala for whoever happens to be in the way of your dick when it happens.
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