Do you ever wish you could respond to the ATM when it’s asking you silly questions? You do? Ah, we feel you. That’s why we created these answers for you. Anytime your ATM asks you silly questions or points out silly commands, feel free to respond accordingly. Just imagine you’re talking to the bank manager. It is sweeter that way.
1. Would you like to perform another transaction?
2. How satisfied are you with this service?
3. Please wait, transaction in progress.
4. Temporarily unable to dispense cash.
5. Radio silence. That is, when it swallows your card like a greedy child.
6. Would you like to recharge your mobile?
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