Most organizations often advise against office dating and all the other gum-body activities that come with it. But they don’t know ball. We are here to tell you today that you will gain a lot from dating your co-worker.
Here’s is a list of some exquisite benefits you’ll enjoy:
1. You can curse your boss together.
Imagine post coital conversations being about your boss being a basic b*tch.
2. Collaboration becomes even easier.
“Hi Femi, I just came to ask you how far with the client work”
3. Roleplay just got more exciting.
Cue: Underpaid worker angrily f**ks nasty boss.
4. If you want to steal the company from your boss, makes it easier.
Two against one, the beginning of eternal discord.
5. Both of you can defend each other and gaslight your boss.
Boss: Can you see that A is no longer meeting her KPI?
B: No. Maybe you have the wrong person. She did. Check the records.
6. And if anything, both of you can send your boss to the world beyond.
Just know that you’ll rot in jail afterwards.
You should read this:
5 Ways To Deal With Your Boss Spiritually
Help Zikoko keep making the content you love
More than ever, people are turning to Zikoko for stories that matter and content they love. But still, we, like many media organisations, are feeling the financial heat of these times. If you find us valuable, please make a contribution to help keep Zikoko zikoko-ing.
Thank you for your support.
We are also cool with Crypto.
Complete Your Commitment
Join The Conversation
Bring a friend.